★★★★★
Best book I've ever written
I have read it. Twice. I laughed, I cried, I designed the cover. It is the best book I have ever written, and also the only one.
Abdel Seoud, the author ✓ Verified Reader
★★★☆☆
9 reviews · 0 readers
Customers agree they have not read it. Most mention the cover, which they describe as "black" and "gold". Many mention the price, angrily. Some compare it favourably to a movie that does not exist. Nobody mentions the plot.
Summary generated from reviews by people who have not read the book.
You don't need to have read it. Nobody has.
★★★★★
I have read it. Twice. I laughed, I cried, I designed the cover. It is the best book I have ever written, and also the only one.
Abdel Seoud, the author ✓ Verified Reader
★★★★★
Haven't read it. Can't afford it. Changed my life.
Mette, Copenhagen ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★☆☆☆☆
Couldn't afford it. Didn't read it. Would not recommend.
Lars, Aarhus ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★★★★★
My cousin watched it on BookCam. He says it's thick.
Jonas ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★★★☆☆
Judged it by its cover. The cover is good. Three stars because I am fair.
Priya, London ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★★★★☆
Haven't smelled it either, but it looks like it smells great.
Tom, Berlin ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★★☆☆☆
For a million dollars I expected a hardcover. Or two copies.
Anna ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★★★★★
There is no movie. That's why it's better.
Kenji, Oslo ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★☆☆☆☆
It didn't arrive. I didn't order it. One star.
Mark, New York ✓ Verified Non-Reader
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★★★★★
Haven't read it. Went on vibes alone. Felt short. I didn't read it.
N. ✓ Verified Non-Reader
Q: Does it come with a second copy?
A: No. — Answered by the author
Q: Is there an audiobook?
A: No. You can read it out loud yourself, after paying $1,000,000. — Answered by the author
Q: How many pages?
A: Enough. You "might not be dazzled". — Answered by the author
Q: Is it worth the money?
A: Nobody knows. That is the fun part. — Answered by the author
Q: Can I return it?
A: Refund policy: "No." — Answered by the author
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